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Chocolate Chip CaMAWflage Button Up

Chocolate Chip CaMAWflage Button Up

Regular price $40.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $40.00 USD
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As we all know camouflage helps with key aspects of the survivability onion; Don't Be Seen, Don't Be Acquired, Don't Be Bitten. This toothy take on Six-Color Desert might seem like it wants to take a bite out of you but if anything in needs a bite out of chocolate chip cookie.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China

Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
• Some people have debated that camouflage isn't acceptable everywhere but their personal vile fetish is, so technically it could be argued this isn't a camo shirt, it's a vore shirt and perfectly safe for any space.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
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